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“Billy Dunnit”

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“Billy dunnit.”
“Billy done what?”
“Billy dunnit.”
“Billy done what?”
“I dunno, forgot.”

The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest 3/7 – 3/13/2020

I told Chelsea Owens I couldn’t do it, but she said to try anyway. In case you were wondering if this contest is a real thing, it is, as this is #62. The photo is by abdelkader ft

 

 

Sailing

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I used to know a guy in Michigan
He asked me if I would like to go sailing with him some weekend
I asked what kind of boat
He said he used a pickup truck not a boat
I thought that was weird
What lake I asked
No lakes, garages he said
His name was Bruce
This is a true story

p.s. I don’t know about e.e., he probably won’t be capitalizing

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The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #43

I suck at poetry, so this challenge by Chelsea Owens is perfect.

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